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Nun Questioned In Triple Slaying 
By Ksen Daniels
 

HOLYTREE (Reuters) - Sister Margaret Mary, a 77-year-old nun, is being held for questioning in the deaths of three people. 

The sister is apparently the sole survivor of a fight that had taken place in a church, in which a priest and two men were slain. 

"An angel from heaven arrived and saved me," Sister Margaret Mary, dressed in a black habit and veil, said.

"These three 'demons' had entered the church to be destructive, but a lovely red-haired angel came crashing down from the heavens, with a sword of light by her side, to banish the demons," she had told the press.

Police refused to comment on the situation, stating that it is still under investigation.

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