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Just Like Me, Maybe...


Maggie fired several shots into the darkness. Spent shells ejected from the gun and danced on the floor around her. 

Angst was still reloading another clip into the uzi. Her cheerleader outfit ripped and torn and splattered with dried blood and what looked to be brain matter as well.

"So you think you got the hang of it?" Maggie asked her. "Because if you're looking for more pointers, it will have to wait." 

Angst looked at Maggie, with a look of bewilderment in her eyes. She couldn't believe that she had stepped into a chapter of the twilight zone.

 

From A Jack To A King


Izzard smiled. He always smiled when he knew something the others didn't. It made him cocky that way. 

"What is it?" Aqua questioned. She leaned forward on the table to eye the device more clearly. "Is it a clock of some sort?"

The device was in the shape of an alarm clock, with gears on the outside rotating round and round. It looked like some high school kid's perpetual motion machine project. 

Dexter eyed Izzard carefully, reading his body movements. Gestures and facial expressions. They were entrenched skills he had developed over the years he had served on the NYPD. He wasn't sure that he really trusted that bum in the first place.

"Be careful," Dexter warned. "For all we know it could be an explosive of some kind." 

That made Izzard's smile grow more. Dexter hefted his bat up to have it ready to send that mechanical device flying.

Aqua touched the object and it seemed to shiver. Her eyes opened up in surprise. "It's alive."

A Rose By Any Other Name


"You okay, Max?" the fellow asked him. Max's head was still swimming, lost in a fog of thoughts and memories which seemed to be in a swirl of dreamlike spools. 

"I think so," he asked, his voice husky as if coming from an antiquated stereo system. "What happened?"

The fellow looked over at Max and a smile spread across his lips. Max couldn't place where he had met this man before, though the eyes had that haunting familiarity about them; but in the Metaplex anything was possible. 

"Don't you remember anything?" the man asked. "The snake men? The giant robot? The enchantress?"

Max shook his head no to each question; his brain seemed to be blank much like a switchboard after the operator had gone for a coffee break. "Not really. Though I do have a vague dream-like deja vu about it." 

Max's eyes were adjusting to the dim light around him. He could tell they were inside someplace vast and dark, and that he was lying on a hard cold stone floor.

He brought up his hand to rub his eyes and that's when he noticed his fingernails, and that's when he realized he had breasts. 

"Surprise," the man said and Max could tell with the hint in the voice that it was Maggie.

Come What May


Max just wanted to have a cup of coffee and a smoke; he didn't want to get into fight, but damned if he was just going to sit and let something like this go unchecked. 

"Oh look the old timer is getting upset," Hood said mockingly. "What's the matter old man? You want me to get off your lawn?"

Hood had turned back to give a wink back at his other two buddies, which gave Max the second he needed. His hand reached up and grabbed Hood's earring and tore it from its once secured place. 

Hood screamed out in pain. Max stepped forward and brought up his right hand and connected with Hood's jaw, sending him spinning around like a lopsided top.

Hood's two young friends started to come forward but stopped dead in their tracks. 

Kelly, the waitress, had appeared over the counter holding onto an axe handle and told them point blankly, "I would turn around and walk out that door now."

Hood staggered away from Max, giving Kelly the evil eye as he passed her. He made a detour around her as he did so. 

"You want another mug, Max?" Kelly asked of Max as the door closed and the thugs ran off.

"I would like another cup if you don't mind," Max said as he took out his cellphone and hit a speed dial number; he knew well enough by now that those bangers would be back in full force. It was time to fight fire with fire.

Section 13, Paragraph 11A, Line 14


President Mallory Morphus smiled as she stood up from behind her desk and walked over to sit on the chair beside him. It was a move designed to impose. "I guess you are wondering why I summoned you here."

"I was beginning to wonder, Madam President," Max replied. He showed his cool, calm ease. Much akin to a superspy facing a superior. He had faced many dangers on many worlds, and he was hardened from it.

The President had seen fit to call Max from one of his many tasks of trying to correct some of the rippling mistakes that have occurred. But, Max knew this was going to be a first contact meeting, for all she knew was that Max was sort of a "dirty tricks" man.

President Morphus was impressed that this fellow didn't flinch or seem to be bothered by her presence at all. She leaned forward, violating his airspace but he didn't seem to budge.

"Mr. Cube, I summoned you here for a reason," she said with an air of command and confidence.

"And that reason is?" Max asked with a pique of interest.

"After reading through your file I've decided that I'm invoking Section 13, Paragraph 11A, Line 14 of the Patriotic Contract that you signed," she told him.

Max's jaw dropped; here he was a hero of the nation who fought off several alien hordes of the invading Taglidites at Bunker Square, he thought nothing could faze him at this point of time... "I'm being Traded?"

The Lesson


I, Mar Hallow, Librarian of Past Futures Division do hereby acknowledge this entry to be significant data. It is at the request of the council that I dictate this; 

Scanning through the past, I have noticed seismic ripples which have occurred in the latter part of the 20th Century, notable from Tangent Vector Region and washing out to many other lines. Not just contaminating one or two other lines, but by my calculations if they are correct, about a million. And it's infectious as well, spreading like a viral intruder.

It's my civic duty to chronicle these ripples in the water of time and to see what is causing these disturbances. Since the human civilization at that time didn't have the means to slip in and out of other linear tracks, it has been a great concern of the council to understand what the cause was of these effects. 

I am sending a research team into the prime infectious regions to collect data and transmission, trying to locate the true source.