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Mysterious Woman Found
Posted: 3:33am EDT August 16, 2007


Salem, NY --- A woman was found alongside a park in the woods. No one knows the identity of this mysterious person or where she came from. They presume she might have fallen from an airplane. Police are checking into the matter.

The woman remains in a coma. There is suspicion that foul play was involved in her injuries. Several handguns were found in her possession, as well as an ancient Japanese sword said to be over 500 years old.

The woman was found fully-clothed, wearing capri pants and sneakers and a bright yellow Happy Face t-shirt, shortly before 7:30 Monday morning by two teens who were on their way to school.

Doctors said that she is suffering from several "unnatural injuries" but would not go into detail.