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The Cat with the Greenback

"You got a C-note you can lend me?" Trump asked.

"What the heck do you need a hundred for?" Goner asked Trump. He couldn't fathom what a cat would want with money in the first place.

"Humour me," Trump stated; he sat there looking at Goner.

A few moments of awkward silence separated the two, then Goner reached inside his wallet and took out a crisp 100 dollar bill and handed it to the cat. 

"I want interest back on this," he told the cat.

"Danke," Trump replied and he picked up the bill and hoped off the seat. "Don't worry. I'm good for it."

"Don't spend it all in one place," Goner called after the cat.

"Oh, I intend to," Trump retorted.