Short and to the Point

Pretty George was in his den, sipping on a cold beer and watching a movie on the screen before him.

His phone rang and he hit the talk switch.

"What's your pleasure," he said into the earphone.

"Hey Pretty," a voice said. "I need a favor."

"I can get you one of those but it's going to cost you," Pretty replied.

"How much?"

"If you have to ask how much then you can't afford it," Pretty said and he hit the end switch.