The Skit Is The Thing
A Metaplex Skit
Cast of Characters:
Max Cube
Max Cube VII
Max Cube VIII
Max Cube Cyborg
Kelly's Diner, Max Cube is sitting at a booth with laptop open and his fingers dancing across the keyboard. He takes a moment to sip a coffee and light up a cigarette. VII enters through the door to the left of the stage.
VII: Hello Max.
Max: Do I know you? [Max reaches for his signature weapons]
VII: Don't fret, I am an echo of your future self.
Max: Hmmm.
VII: I am here to tell you not to type the words "forever", "data" and "autumn rain".
Max: Huh?
VII: I am here to tell you not to type the...
VIII enters from center stage.
VIII: Stop VII. I'm here to tell you not to stop Max from typing.
VII: What?
Max: Huh?
VIII: I am from the alternate future where Max didn't add "forever", "data" and "autumn rain" in his one act play.
Max: But, why?
Cyborg enters from right door.
Cyborg: Hold On Fellows!
Max: Whoa now.
VII: Us?
VIII: Alternate reality us?
Cyborg: I'm here to tell you that this skit is now over.
The End.
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