The Way Some People Are

INT. THE PARK - EVENING 
This is a strip club in a seedy part of the city. There's a few people sitting in the establishment admiring the women on the platform. Off to one side, our heroes sit at a corner table, with drinks in front of them. They are FRANK, GONER, MAX, MAGGIE, AKIMOTO & AQUA

GONER:
(eyes glued to the stage as Lalisa dances)
Wow man, who'da thunk we'd be hanging out in this joint.

FRANK:
Well, your mother probably.

Goner gives Frank a mock scowl.

AKIMOTO:
(shrugs as he sips a drink with a small umbrella sticking out)
Meh.

GONER:
How dare you bring up my mother here.

FRANK:
(points to the bar)
Well, there she is over there isn't she?

GONER looks at the bar.

AQUA:
Why are we here anyways?

MAGGIE:
Probably so that the lads can get their eyes on the ladies. After that other shift where there were only men, since all the women died off due to some genetic disease.

AQUA:
That was kind of crazy to be constantly dressed in baggy clothing.

MAGGIE:
I still can't understand why men wear briefs.

GONER:
I like going commando.

FRANK:
(chiding Goner)
Just like your mother.